Their motto is “NO RECESSION IN QUALITY AND SERVICE”.

Your plate… the banana leaf. An important start to every Indian meal, if they’re placing plastic plates or shit like that then you know the funk will not hit your fan tonight. Let’s continue.. you will be offered a choice between white and yellow (saffron) rice, with helpings of one or more curries around the perimeter of the leaf. Some papodums and then it’s time for the main event.

Some basics to follow… eat only with your right hand (the left hand is considered “dirty” as it is traditionally used in the toilet). Clump a small amount of rice and curry and pick it up with the ends of your fingers. Don’t be an undoh and grab whole handfuls and stuff them in to your mouth. You can alternatively ask for forks and spoons.. loser.

My pick, go for the fried fish, the mutton masala and THE FUCKIN’ TRIPE!!! Yeah boyyyeeee.. you may dig all that jazz and funk but homeboys git down wif the tripe. Strictly for the headz!

Dig in to the free teh tarek after your meal. The shit is dope and a very nice finish to a spicy meal. Go home straight cos your splinter muscles will loosen within the hour.

-The Warning