If you’re feeling like a pig after shopping at IKEA or Queensway Shopping Centre, just take a 5 min walk to Keng Eng Kee Seafood which sits below the nearby flats at Bukit Merah Lane 1 and dig in to some hardcore funkjazzaligic zhi cha. You will not regret!

Their speciality is the raw egg hor fun (or what my friend told me is called Moon Hor Fun). Anyways, whether it’s the moon, sun or sky, this hor fun will definately send some cosmic vibes to your stomach. Once the plate is down, just mix it up and chow down to the underground flavour. The feeling you get when the raw egg and hor fun mixture slides down your oesophagus is quite similar to Dave Grusin vs Leroy Burgess – smooth yet fonky.

Another worthy mention, that is surprisingly not in the menu is the Bovril Chicken. Yes, it’s chicken fried with Bovril (blast from the past innit). I was a bit apprehensive when the aunty recommended we order this, but getdammit, it was straight jivin’ with our tastebuds wooooyeahhhh! Y’all gotta check this creative shit out, it’s a full on mash up at the table.

I believe it gets quite packed on the weekends so if you wanna book a table and order in advance, you can call Ah Lek or Ah Hong on their mobile : 9748 7054.

Yenjoy!

-The Warning